Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexy. Show all posts

15.10.08

Can't fight no more !


Sunday afternoon.
Officially, I was studying at the libray for one of the many professional exams im taking as a part of my hustle to add another digit to my paycheck, but really i was praying for somebody to come and take me away to a remote island where i could just "chill" ( Hey Shawn i know you love that word). I drowned in my thoughts for about an hour till i decided that only a good cup of coffee would save my day.

To my surprise, when i got back, there was an unknown piece of blue paper at the end of my table. Since i don't do colored paper (lol), it couldn't be mine so i proceeded to use a pen to push that piece of filth away from my sacred notebooks... until it turned over and i saw my name on it. Heartbeat. Stop. Breathe. Resume Heartbeat. ok.

In half a second i forgot all my public locations hygiene concerns, grabbed that lil' blue bastard and opened it so quickly it almost got torn apart.

" Biting your lips, staring at the ceiling, closing your eyes, breathing heavily, smiling... You have strange habits... it almost looks like you were involved in some other, more intimate activity... how's the non-studying going ? "

Eyes rolling really fast. I got up and looked around. Nobody i knew... " what is this ? "
Didn't wanna look too confused in case the friend who was pranking me was watching so i put my earphones back on and i finally opened my books.

I surprisingly managed to get 3 hours of serious studying. It's nothing but oh well...
So i picked my things up, and headed to the gym which happens to be located right behind the library, ain't destiny conspiring in my favor ? yes i know, it's great !

On my locker @ the gym, another blue note. I was like " oh please, what is this ? "
I opened it :
" Amazing how you finally got your conentration back... do you need more of these notes to motivate you ? "
I chuckled. It was definitely one of my friends pranking me. I sighed, relief. Those boys are really retarded.
So i headed to my spinning class ( Does anybody else do spinning, ain't it just wild ? ), lifted a few weights, sweated it out some more on the treadmill and came back to get a shower.
And, you guessed it, as i returned to my locker, another blue note :
" Nice :-) "
I looked annoyed but god knows i was faking it. This person was taking it far but it was a fun game, plus it's always nice to get compliments, he he.
Thinking of fun games... i realized had never seen the sauna, so i decided i could check it out to see what kinda random activities happen there. None. Oh there was sexiness but no talking, just a lil' eye contact here and there... stressful. After 5 minutes that seemed to last like 5 forevers, I came back disappointed :-(

Heartbeat. Stop. Cold wind. No air. Warm wind. Brain activated. Resume Heartbeat.
Here he was, in nothing but a towel, slidin another blue note in my locker : The man from my previous post, the hottie from work.
I closed my eyes and shook my head. This couldn't be happening to me.

14.11.07

You can only pull this off....

... in a European context (i.e. European model & photographer) because it's too much for the others... lol

Imagine this ad on large billboards in the middle of downtown Paris and people not even paying attention because well...
1. it's an artistic concept and art is what it is
2. it's just another naked man ( a sexy one ! )

Yes in the beginning it kinda shocked some, made people react, but it took them only a few minutes to get back to their daily lives.
This man actually brought sexy fuzziness back and gave us a break from the waxed italian models...
thanks dude.

Now, this... just makes me happy... taken @ a recent L.A. photoshoot,
my man David Beckham :


I really don't know what to say about this picture, it just makes me happy :-)
L.A. is bringing the best out of ya Dave, welcome to America !

What is now called metrosexuality is just being mediterranean to me... have you seen all the greek/roman statues of naked pretty boys in their best "fashion magazine poses" ?


or wrestling naked ?
I mean... who wrestles naked ? lol
They were always posing/portrayed naked because nudity showed them in their " most honest and complete " form...

Those boys knew how to have fun !

Did you know that back in the day in that area (Greece, Italy...), it was normal for a mature and wealthy+intellectual heterosexual+married male to have one (or a few) boy(s) under his " protection " ? And that women were not allowed to disturb them during their " private time " ?
Men who knew how to " make the most " out of their companions were considered wiser... lol

We need the "Greek/Roman god" concept to be applied to all men regardless of their sexual orientation in more ads/photoshoots...
eye candy is good for the brain !